You were never the problem—your body wasn’t either. These two wild worksheets help you untangle shame, roast your inner critic, and explore what actually feels good (without asking for permission). Grab them now inside The Ember Vault.

You’re not a productivity app. You don’t need to earn rest, sex, softness, or a three-minute stretch on the floor while naked. These worksheets are your permission slips to stop performing, start listening to your body, and maybe even not fake it for once.

Caution: May cause unruly orgasms, surprising stillness, or the realization that being soft is sexy as hell.

If you’re used to rushing through your turn-ons like a stressed raccoon at an all-you-can-eat buffet, these worksheets are your invitation to pause. To build tension. To let your brain and body flirt a little longer before going in for the grab. Slow is the new hot—and trust me, your nervous system is gonna love it.

This isn’t edging. It’s erotic neuroscience with a flirty agenda.